• @[email protected]
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      297 months ago

      Or stick the hotdog down your urethra to plug it up.

      (Now there’s a sentence I wasn’t expecting to type today)

      • @[email protected]
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        187 months ago

        When I was in highschool, my weird friend was like “imana stick this corndog stick up my penis hole” under the table in the lunchroom and he actually jammed it in there and our other friend giggled and she flicked it a couple times

        No one will ever believe this but your comment gives me the perfect reason to bring it up, there’s no situation where it’s even been relevant to talk about

        • "no" bananaOP
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          87 months ago

          I believe it. That’s weird enough that a kid would do it.

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            87 months ago

            Oh god seriously

            Although if he was gonna get an infection, it’d be from any number of the other weird things he did. Seeing him randomly years after graduating was mega weird too, because he was so… normal. Hahaha

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            That’s the risk, but there’s plenty of urinary tract and probably plenty of urine to flush out any pathogens

            A sub I never visited on Reddit: /r/sounding

    • "no" bananaOP
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      107 months ago

      The real wisdom is in the comments