I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

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    55 months ago

    LDR Industries Free Standing Toilet Paper Holder and Magazine Rack, Bathroom Storage Organizer, Rectangular Pedestal Design, Bathroom Tissue Holder, Chrome

    https://a.co/d/6liaiOW

    Looks like it’s still a thing…

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      45 months ago

      You know that nobody under the age of 40 has ever ordered that.

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        65 months ago

        Oh, definitely not. I’d say no one under 50 would even be a good bet, but I had to look and make sure this wasn’t a Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia/Berenstein Bears type thing.