I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    41 month ago

    You know that nobody under the age of 40 has ever ordered that.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 month ago

      Oh, definitely not. I’d say no one under 50 would even be a good bet, but I had to look and make sure this wasn’t a Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia/Berenstein Bears type thing.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        31 month ago

        Wait why the fuck are they gaslighting us about that cornucopia