• Nougat
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    41 month ago

    I used to do their “fork in the eye” trick at restaurants all the time.

    • Flying SquidM
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      1 month ago

      I did too! Scared the hell out of a Denny’s waitress.

      • Nougat
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        61 month ago

        You surrepetitiously palm a liquid creamer container, then at the appropriate moment, draw attention to youself with a fork. Hold the palmed creamer up to your eye, pretend to puncture your eye with the fork, but actually puncture the creamer. Squeeze.

        • TotallyNotSpez
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          31 month ago

          Perfect, thank you. Next time someone insists on meeting me in a restaurant, I might just do that. I tend to create my own fun when I’m in places I don’t like.