• Nougat
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      64 months ago

      You surrepetitiously palm a liquid creamer container, then at the appropriate moment, draw attention to youself with a fork. Hold the palmed creamer up to your eye, pretend to puncture your eye with the fork, but actually puncture the creamer. Squeeze.

      • TotallyNotSpez
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        34 months ago

        Perfect, thank you. Next time someone insists on meeting me in a restaurant, I might just do that. I tend to create my own fun when I’m in places I don’t like.