I told my colleagues, I’m proposing the following new policy:
Your luggage isn’t weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.
Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: “If you need to weight it, it’s too heavy, idiot.”
Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.
Hitting people isn’t funny.
Edit: I guess about half of you think that hitting people is funny.
You have now been banned from https://midwest.social/c/truecomics
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That’s why your BDSM parties fail.
Hitting people isn’t funny. It’s hot. 😏
Say that again when you’ve worked at an airport and handled the idiots’ stupid heavy luggage.
Me, travelling with a 7kg/15lbs trolley while my wife is 1kg/2lbs under the maximum limit I appreciate what you do for women.
I told my colleagues, I’m proposing the following new policy:
Your luggage isn’t weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.
Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: “If you need to weight it, it’s too heavy, idiot.”
Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.
Tom and Jerry: bet
Yes it is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapstick
Violence solves all of our problems
Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer is yes.