Christian to [email protected]English • 1 month agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-square55fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down111
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian to [email protected]English • 1 month agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squareZagorathlinkfedilink42•1 month agoThe biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find. He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
minus-squareSkualinkfedilink16•1 month agoFor the entire duration, he can’t work out what it actually is because it’s such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•1 month agoAnd instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)
The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.
He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
For the entire duration, he can’t work out what it actually is because it’s such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind
And instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)
Latex fist.