• @NegativeLookBehindEnglish
    24•1 month ago

    I have 4 bug zappers in my house.

    Fuck around and find out.

      • @[email protected]English
        1•1 month ago

        Why the hell would you zap grasshoppers? They are nice and cute and harmless as fuck!

          • donEnglish
            3•1 month ago

            Don’t bug zappers come with a power switch?

            • Cap
              4•1 month ago

              Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

            • moosetwinEnglish
              3•1 month ago

              Last time I trusted a power switch I got my leg torn off.

              haven't actually had leg torn off

              I just meant this to humorously express that you should treat it as faulty unless you are willing to risk getting hurt (e.g. gun safety)

              • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
                1•1 month ago

                I refuse to believe your spoiler. Sounds like Big Power Switch got their hands on you and forced a retraction.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
          1•1 month ago

          Grasshoppers can become locusts, which can cause devastation of biblical proportions.