• @Lost_My_Mind
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    -14 months ago

    Really? Anything??? Can I assign it to bring me self esteme to see myself as worthy of finding happyness? Or will I just remain the same piece of garbage I was before I bought this stupid mouse?

    Ya know what? I’m just gonna sleep in the dumpster again. Hopefully this time the garbage men don’t notice me, and compact it down.

    • Lemminary
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      174 months ago

      If you can automate your happiness with an .ahk script, I don’t see why not!

    • @9point6
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      74 months ago

      I mean probably not worth the risk of messing it up, but you could have an automated IV dispense SSRIs or MDMA and then assign that to a mouse button.

      There’s definitely a less Rube Goldberg way of achieving the same outcome without a mouse at all though

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        14 months ago

        …I don’t know what SSRIs and MDMA is?

        • @Postmortal_Pop
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          64 months ago

          The former is a pretty good class of medication targeting the chemical imbalance that causes your issue. The later is better known as ecstacy or molly.