The “stolen valor” guy is a coward.

  • Flying SquidOP
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    284 months ago

    I hear he’s been cheating on it with a futon.

      • @motor_spirit
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        4 months ago

        I’m at work 😭

        Also dawg tell me that username is from doug

      • @shalafi
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        104 months ago

        Glue a small, gray pearl at the top in the center fold. Perfection.

        (There’s a tip in there for some of you guys. If you can find it.)

      • @ccunning
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        74 months ago

        😲
        “GUYS! Get me my glove!”

    • @Telodzrum
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      94 months ago

      When’s he going to settle down with a nice chesterfield from a good home?