The “stolen valor” guy is a coward.

  • FuglyDuck
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    546 months ago

    he’s probably hiding between his lover’s cushions.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      286 months ago

      I hear he’s been cheating on it with a futon.

        • @motor_spirit
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          6 months ago

          I’m at work 😭

          Also dawg tell me that username is from doug

        • @shalafi
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          106 months ago

          Glue a small, gray pearl at the top in the center fold. Perfection.

          (There’s a tip in there for some of you guys. If you can find it.)

        • @ccunning
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          76 months ago

          😲
          “GUYS! Get me my glove!”

      • @Telodzrum
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        96 months ago

        When’s he going to settle down with a nice chesterfield from a good home?