• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    671 month ago

    I look forward to porn winning the War on Porn like drugs won the War on Drugs.

    • @Serinus
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      291 month ago

      There will be a lot of similarities, like how with drugs you never know what’s laced with fentanyl. You’ll never know what conditions your illegal porn is made in. After all, it’s already illegal.

      • Billiam
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        221 month ago

        “Three local law enforcement officers were hospitalized today when, during a routine traffic stop, a hidden Hustler magazine fell open in front of them…”

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          “The officers feared for their lives and were forced to discharge their weapons. They performed CPR at the scene but the suspect was pronounced deceased with over 20 gunshot wounds.”

          • @Nightwingdragon
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            21 month ago

            You had me in the first half. I’d figure the magazine would fall out, they’d see titties, and immediately…um…discharge their weapons.

            And here you are just plugging some dude trying to rub one out full of holes. What is this, the US?