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    3 months ago

    Tonight in CSI Punk:

    “Analysis of the tearing pattern in these pants suggest that the owner did not rip them themselves. This tear was done by a machine…in the factory!!1eleven! Clearly the suspect is nothing but an impostor”

    “We also found a reciept for these pants from a local luxury store. Seems like the owner got…ripped off”

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH