• Flying SquidOP
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      7 months ago

      I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”

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        7 months ago

        yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant

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          7 months ago

          He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.

          Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”

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        7 months ago

        I love that he included his penis size at all. As if a woman would say, “Oh finally, a man who is letting me know the important details I really care about.”

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          7 months ago

          His second message after saying “Hi” is probably a dick pic.

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            7 months ago

            with the calipers to prove his measurement

        • Bertuccio
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          And that’s something like the 99.99999th percentile according to the chart on the Wikipedia penis size page - absolutely NSFW - which has nothing larger than 18 cm.

          The apparently much less studied vaginal depth seems to max out at 14 cm before arousal, so I think it’s safe to say most women wouldn’t be impressed by that number even if it weren’t an obvious lie.

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      7 months ago

      Digital calipers use decimal inches rather than fractional. I’m guessing that was what he used to measure himself.

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        7 months ago

        I’m thinking he used his eyes and threw out a number that he liked.

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      This is one place where the metric system really shines. If I say I’m 6.5", it sounds like I’m desperate for that last half inch. If I say I’m 17cm, that’s just what it is.

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        If I say I’m 17cm, that’s just what it is.

        If you’re 17cm you would get steady work in Hollywood