• YeetPics
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    703 months ago

    Measuring your penis down to the hundredth of an inch; totally not insecure at all.

  • @barsquid
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    463 months ago

    One thing turning people off is certainly that they’re imagining they have hundreths of an inch accuracy instead of just writing 7 3/4.

    • @TexasDrunk
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      The more accurate the number looks the more realer it is! That’s stience, you rube!

    • Herding Llamas
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      You got something here. That is how Americans or people used to the imperial system would write this. This is satire, but not from someone that uses the imperial (inch) system regularly. Here in Germany, you don’t use fractions like that like Americans do.

  • @asmodee59
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    433 months ago

    The fuck is atlanto-mediterannean ?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      623 months ago

      He wants to say he’s white, but not one of those swarthy Greeks or Italians that make his bloodline impure.

    • @mEEGal
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      263 months ago

      sigh he’s from Atlantis

    • @norimee
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      If I remember right, there are only 3 countries that have coastlines at the Mediterranean Sea AND the Atlantic ocean. Spain, France and Morocco.

      My guess is, he uses such a weird definition because he is North African but wants to highlight his not being brown, because that doesn’t go well with his white supremacy.

    • @[email protected]
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      There’s a certain level of racist that gets really involved in classifying humans into small subcategories so they can know how racist they should be to each one. Used to be popular with “scientific racism” in the 19th century, but you don’t see it much anymore.

      It’s extra weird.

    • Cethin
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      If I had to guess, after seeing this weird shit and watching too much pseudo-archaology debunking stuff lately: he means the descendants of the Mediterranean and Atlantian people. There’s a crazy group of people who think Atlantis is real, and either had a worldwide advanced culture, or at least through the Mediterranean.

      The Atlantis myth was heavily accepted by the Nazis as the ancestors of the Aryan people, which is why the Aryans are “so much better” than everyone else. It is still a popular tool to belittle ancient people and to say their accomplishments had to be done instead by this white Atlantian group instead.

  • @cybersandwich
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    383 months ago

    I refuse to believe this isn’t a hilarious joke account.

    • @Retrograde
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      143 months ago

      Yeah this shit reads like an onion article lol

    • @samus12345
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      63 months ago

      Probably, but then, there are people out there that would unironically post shit like this.

  • @[email protected]
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    Anyone here ever play Disco Elysium? That Atlanto-Mediterranean sounds like something Measurehead would say.

    • @metallic_substance
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      I’d be willing to wager that the Venn diagram of Lemmy users and people who have played it is basically just a circle

    • @BigPotato
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      53 months ago

      OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE “HAM SANDWICH RACE” IS WANING.

  • HEXN3T
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    “Ancap” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】
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    Wtf is wrong with this dude.

    Obsessed with comparison.

    E: if anyone reading this has intrusive thoughts of comparing yourself to others, stop that shit. Comparison to others is a killer of all joy, and nobody cares except you.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”

      • @kinsnik
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        yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant

        • @grue
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          113 months ago

          He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.

          Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”

      • @radicalautonomy
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        I love that he included his penis size at all. As if a woman would say, “Oh finally, a man who is letting me know the important details I really care about.”

        • @norimee
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          His second message after saying “Hi” is probably a dick pic.

          • @Omgpwnies
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            53 months ago

            with the calipers to prove his measurement

        • @Bertuccio
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          And that’s something like the 99.99999th percentile according to the chart on the Wikipedia penis size page - absolutely NSFW - which has nothing larger than 18 cm.

          The apparently much less studied vaginal depth seems to max out at 14 cm before arousal, so I think it’s safe to say most women wouldn’t be impressed by that number even if it weren’t an obvious lie.

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      Digital calipers use decimal inches rather than fractional. I’m guessing that was what he used to measure himself.

    • @[email protected]
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      This is one place where the metric system really shines. If I say I’m 6.5", it sounds like I’m desperate for that last half inch. If I say I’m 17cm, that’s just what it is.

      • @Nastybutler
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        If I say I’m 17cm, that’s just what it is.

        If you’re 17cm you would get steady work in Hollywood

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    Willing to settle for minarchist…

    Based on the rest of this prick’s ad, there’s a nigh 100% chance he is a menarchist (ephebophile).