I have to admit that one of the big unspoken perks of home ownership (at least as a penis owner) is being able to piss in the backyard in an emergency and not worrying about a cop seeing you do it.
“Indecent exposure.” They lump you in with people who flash kids in public because you were drunk, had to piss and the bar was closed because it was 2 a.m.
I’ve often wondered how that ever came to be. My best guess is otherwise people would just use it as an excuse? “No officer, I wasn’t in the bushes pleasuring myself I was just going pee”
I do a lot of cycling and occasionally I have to emergency piss in weird places. Since I’m also a school bus driver, I have to worry about losing my fucking job because of this.
Piss stain really adds authenticity to the art
I have to admit that one of the big unspoken perks of home ownership (at least as a penis owner) is being able to piss in the backyard in an emergency and not worrying about a cop seeing you do it.
You have to worry about cops watching you pee otherwise?
People have gotten on the sex offenders list for peeing in public
“Indecent exposure.” They lump you in with people who flash kids in public because you were drunk, had to piss and the bar was closed because it was 2 a.m.
I’ve often wondered how that ever came to be. My best guess is otherwise people would just use it as an excuse? “No officer, I wasn’t in the bushes pleasuring myself I was just going pee”
I’m thinking it’s mostly because cops are bastards.
Yeah, that does tend to be the answer doesn’t it
I do a lot of cycling and occasionally I have to emergency piss in weird places. Since I’m also a school bus driver, I have to worry about losing my fucking job because of this.
On a street corner or in an alley? Yes. I’ve known people who got arrested for that.
🙋♂️
Crazy.
Yeah they usually start complaining when I start climbing on the hood of their car.
You know how it is with Ohio.
My house only has a front yard and side yards, all fully visible from the street. I have to piss in my sink until my hedges grow in.
oh you poor soul, my heart goes out to you
Emergency? I do that anytime it’s not more convenient to pee inside.
I have a very weak bladder and a teenager. I have a lot of emergencies.