• @gibmiser
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    813 months ago

    Piss stain really adds authenticity to the art

    • Flying SquidOP
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      363 months ago

      I have to admit that one of the big unspoken perks of home ownership (at least as a penis owner) is being able to piss in the backyard in an emergency and not worrying about a cop seeing you do it.

      • @Klear
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        143 months ago

        You have to worry about cops watching you pee otherwise?

          • Flying SquidOP
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            323 months ago

            “Indecent exposure.” They lump you in with people who flash kids in public because you were drunk, had to piss and the bar was closed because it was 2 a.m.

            • @[email protected]
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              I’ve often wondered how that ever came to be. My best guess is otherwise people would just use it as an excuse? “No officer, I wasn’t in the bushes pleasuring myself I was just going pee”

          • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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            I do a lot of cycling and occasionally I have to emergency piss in weird places. Since I’m also a school bus driver, I have to worry about losing my fucking job because of this.

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          On a street corner or in an alley? Yes. I’ve known people who got arrested for that.

        • @Manifish_Destiny
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          Yeah they usually start complaining when I start climbing on the hood of their car.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        43 months ago

        My house only has a front yard and side yards, all fully visible from the street. I have to piss in my sink until my hedges grow in.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          33 months ago

          I have a very weak bladder and a teenager. I have a lot of emergencies.

  • @[email protected]
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    223 months ago

    Definitely do NOT get into hobbyist termite breeding and have an accidental containment breach that you tell nobody about.

    That would be crazy. Won’t someone think of the landlords?

    • Liz
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      353 months ago

      We want cheap houses, not dilapidated houses.

        • @Hackworth
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          43 months ago

          What? They do. A lot of pests and parasites do, cause lol at us. They’re among the few types of insects that aren’t currently experiencing a massive die-off.

    • Jazzy Vidalia
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      53 months ago

      Yeah, it’s “poggers” as the kids say these days. I wouldn’t mind seeing this thing everyday outside my house. Looks fun and friendly. We need more art to cover up all the gray and stale “gentrification”.

      Take back what is stolen. The people running the show weren’t going to give us affordable homes or even allow us a say in our communities. It’s time to stop pretending the assholes sucking us dry deserve any respect and take back our neighborhoods.

      It’s amazing how a little drawing or writing on the wall brings so much ire to the privileged.

    • ditty
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      13 months ago

      At first I thought it was Overgrown Rover from One Punch Man, but it isn’t 🤷

  • @theparadox
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    173 months ago

    They’ll just raise your rent to pay for cleaning and new security cameras. The man is quite adept at the game of keeping you down.

  • @unphazed
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    143 months ago

    The dog pee stain is icing on the cake.

    • @Noodle07
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      Yeah “dog” pee 😏

  • @lennybird
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    143 months ago

    Here I’m just doing my part by letting my grass go unmowed.

  • @Katana314
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    133 months ago

    I’m reminded of an old Saints Row 2 mission where somebody needs to tank property values in an area, and so sends you to spray literal shit everywhere.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      Or when in GTA 3 you had to start a gang war or in GTA: Vice City where you started a gang war. All to lower property values.

  • @[email protected]
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    93 months ago

    Now a days, it wouldn’t surprise me if they advertise it as “view to authentic anti capitalism art” and charge you 50% more T.T

  • @inbeesee
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    83 months ago

    Violence is how we have everything in the US. I’m happy with this approach