• goferking (he/him)
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    1565 months ago

    I thought he promised that during the 2016 election?

    • @return2ozmaOP
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      1435 months ago

      Yes he did. Trump promises a lot of things and never delivers.

      • @macarthur_park
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        645 months ago

        By not releasing the JFK files Trump maintained this crucial bit of leverage. That’s some 7-D parcheesi right there.

        Or y’know, Trump just being a lying POS who doesn’t bother to remember the promises he makes.

        • @NegativeInf
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          125 months ago

          You fool! He’s been playing N-Dimensional Yahtzee the whole time!

          • @[email protected]
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            55 months ago

            He’s the type to enjoy playing monopoly, but only when he gets to be the bank.

          • @[email protected]
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            15 months ago

            Nailed it. 12th-dimensional strip poker and no one wants to see that.

      • @fluxion
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        105 months ago

        Keeps. His. Promises.*

        *doesn’t keep his promises

        • @[email protected]
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          45 months ago

          If you deliver on your promises, they’re not promises any more, but deliverables. The only way you can keep your promises is by keeping them as promises.

          … Is probably what Kelly-Anne Conway would say.

        • Billiam
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          25 months ago

          “Promises Made (by someone other than us), Promises Kept (by someone other than us).”

      • Kairos
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        -35 months ago
        Tap for spoiler (gross)

        Like orgasm?

    • @orclev
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      275 months ago

      Sure, but the demographic he’s campaigning for have a tenuous grasp on reality at best, you expect them to remember something that happened in 2016? I’m sure they’ve already constructed some elaborate scenario in their heads about how Trump tried to reveal the truth but a Oceans 11 worthy plot by The Deep State™, Bill Gates, and Barack Obama conspired to prevent its release.

      • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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        85 months ago

        That’s not even 2-D Candy Land

      • @dyathinkhesaurus
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        It was George Soros, not Bill Gates. Please DYOR.

        Now you know.

    • @[email protected]
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      235 months ago

      Don’t worry Trump will release everything in 2 weeks, just like his healthcare plan, infrastructure plan, his taxes…

      • @hate2bme
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        65 months ago

        Not so much the Epstein files…