Didn’t this game JUST come out on Wii, like…10 years ago? What, did you guys not keep your Wii? I play with my Wii all the time! I wish it were possible to play with my Wii on a city bus! Just waggling that Wiimote all around!
Seriously Nintendo, how did you name your console Wii, and not expect CONSTANT dick jokes?
You’re off by 4 years. It came out in 2010. Not old enough to vote yet, but then Disney throwing out gratuitous remakes and nostalgia bait is par for the course these days.
10 years, 14 years, 25 years, it’s all the same. When you get to be my age, time is but an illusion. It was only 300 years ago those buffalos roamed these parts, remember that?
Wait…how long do humans live again? Oh. Oh my. That’s so short! 90-100 years??? Wait. I’ve outed myself as an immortal being. Dang it.
Didn’t this game JUST come out on Wii, like…10 years ago? What, did you guys not keep your Wii? I play with my Wii all the time! I wish it were possible to play with my Wii on a city bus! Just waggling that Wiimote all around!
Seriously Nintendo, how did you name your console Wii, and not expect CONSTANT dick jokes?
You’re off by 4 years. It came out in 2010. Not old enough to vote yet, but then Disney throwing out gratuitous remakes and nostalgia bait is par for the course these days.
10 years, 14 years, 25 years, it’s all the same. When you get to be my age, time is but an illusion. It was only 300 years ago those buffalos roamed these parts, remember that?
Wait…how long do humans live again? Oh. Oh my. That’s so short! 90-100 years??? Wait. I’ve outed myself as an immortal being. Dang it.
So say Wii all.