Not just a race… But a special race to see who’s the fastest.

contender for stupidest fucking line in sonic history

Rrgh! How’d you get here so quickly?

Second place goes to Eggman as well

  • TheTechnician27
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    “A race… A special race. There’ll be something happening. Gawd. Do you see this? This is the diamond that I’m going to give to my brand new husband, and/or wife. It’ll be theirs for the rest of time with the GameCube 2. So if you want–”

    Fun fact about Eggman in Unleashed: there’s this line in Mazuri (the Africa stand-in) where he says “I should’ve known you’d still be alive” to Sonic after having fought him in the Tornado earlier, but this was apparently a continuity issue that was caused by them introducing the Tornado segment into the game (I think Unwiished doesn’t have it and thus the line makes sense?) But Eggman in that pre-boss cutscene before the Mazuri boss has no excuse for being perplexed; a competent player will take around 2 to 3 minutes to complete the level just before this.