My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

  • @KintarianOPEnglish
    1•17 days ago

    I really was listening to Ghost

      • @KintarianOPEnglish
        1•17 days ago

        I get it now. Square Hammer. I’m a bit dense sometimes.

      • @KintarianOPEnglish
        1•17 days ago

        I’m on the circle

        • nocturneEnglish
          2•17 days ago

          Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?

          • @KintarianOPEnglish
            1•17 days ago

            Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
            Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer

          • @KintarianOPEnglish
            1•17 days ago

            Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.