• tiredofsametab
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    323 months ago

    Did someone dump a can of cream-of-mushroom soup on that? I don’t know what I’m looking at.

    • Travelator
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      153 months ago

      It’s a quarter cup of cat barf. It’s difficult at first to get your pets to barf into measuring cups, but it absolutely can be done. Carrot, not the stick. Positive reinforcement.

          • @[email protected]
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            13 months ago

            She wasn’t really into car rides either… but after a while we developed a routine for the rare occasions a ride was inevitable ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

      • @ashok36
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        13 months ago

        Because they look and taste like dog food.

        How about some People Style fries, please?

      • FuglyDuck
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        133 months ago

        Thousand Island dressing + nacho saucethermoplastic sealant.

        remember. Thousand Island is McDonald’s “secret sauce”. (though there’s some distinctions in their particular thousand island.)