• ALiteralShovel
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    14 days ago

    Here’s a few other phrases i really like from him:

    Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.

    The cold war of 1715

    What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas

    The 35 hours of the day

    It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

    Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

    … Yeah, he’s very intelligent, as you can see

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      3515 days ago

      But he’s right though. If you die, you DO lose a very important part of your life. And when my grandma died, the next day she was dead.

    • @UnderpantsWeevilOP
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      1915 days ago

      What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas

      Where is the lie?

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      1814 days ago

      I mean, Jesus was famously born in Bethlehem, which is currently in Palestine. And Rome did technically rule over Spain at that time.

      • @UnderpantsWeevilOP
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        714 days ago

        So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view

      • ALiteralShovel
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        114 days ago

        I see where you’re coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn’t quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo

    • @kofe
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      1615 days ago

      I tried searching for these quotes cuz I’m dumb and was close to sharing them with friends thinking it was real

      Unless you have sources, in case anyone else is curious afaik these aren’t real quotes. Bout got me though, I was like holy shit lol

    • The Snark Urge
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      515 days ago

      Damn. I wish he was this funny instead of this crazy.