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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink39•14 days agoMy theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
minus-square@GraniteMlink16•14 days agoWouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
minus-squareEl Bartolink8•14 days agoNo, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
minus-square@ivanafteralllinkEnglish4•13 days agoSo the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
minus-square@SassyRamenlink5•13 days agoHe means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
minus-squareFlying Squidlink1•12 days agoCan confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•13 days agoHow hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•13 days agoStrong enough to crush coal into diamond.
My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
Obvs strongest penis grip.
So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
Get that diamond dick brother