At this point I’m going to Ladbrokes and betting against everything Kotaku promotes. They are like Jim Cramer of the gaming industry.

  • @[email protected]
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    44 months ago

    Are you guys surprised and angry that this generic movie for children isn’t for you, or am I missing some context here?

    • @CosmoNova
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      894 months ago

      Why can’t the movie be for everyone like the game is? Why make it purposefully empty and soulless so only small children with a short attention span can enjoy it? Take some notes from the Lego movie. It’s not that hard.

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        For one, it is definitely easier/cheaper/faster to make that instead of a good, enjoyable movie.

        • @[email protected]
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          13 months ago

          im not against movies for children but why is it acceptable for things to always be easier/cheaper/faster

      • @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        The mario movie was also good in my opinion. I enjoyed it and it did not feel like a cringefest at all (which I wish I could say about Minecraft’s trailer)

    • @gap_betweenus
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      504 months ago

      The idea that children don’t deserve good media is kind of wild to me.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          224 months ago

          Sure but it doesn’t have to be like that. Shrek is prime example that you can make a movie both groups enjoy

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              Agreed, Shrek is phenomenal but there’s a lot of great films proving adults and children can enjoy the same story even if for different reasons.

              The Goonies

              Princes Bride

              Kubo And The Two Strings

              Song of the Sea

              The Breadwinner

              That’s just from the top of my head. There’s plenty.

          • @[email protected]
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            04 months ago

            I didn’t say that it does, lol

            I said in another comment that there’ll always be demand for lower quality kids’ media, and that’s okay. Adults don’t need to enjoy every piece of children’s media.

            • @Cryophilia
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              04 months ago

              There’s always demand for heroin too. Demand doesn’t mean it’s good.

              • @[email protected]
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                14 months ago

                So there we have it. The two ends of the spectrum of movies made for children: Heroin and Shrek.

        • @chronicledmonocle
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          134 months ago

          There are plenty of “kids” movies and TV that are excellent for adults, too.

          Listing a few:

          1. Bluey
          2. Most of Pixar
          3. Adventure Time (after Season 1)
          4. Star Wars Rebels/Clone Wars (again, after Season 1)
          5. Shrek
          6. Star Trek: Prodigy

          This is not an exhaustive list, but you get the point.

          • @[email protected]
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            -14 months ago

            Yes, I know that. And I knew it before, too…

            I guess people hopped on the downvote train before they got to the word “sometimes” in my comment, lol

            • @Cryophilia
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              14 months ago

              No, I disagree with the “sometimes”.

              • @[email protected]
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                14 months ago

                I don’t follow. You’re disagreeing with the possibility than an adult would find a good children’s movie to be boring? Lol

                  • @[email protected]
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                    13 months ago

                    Lol…I don’t know what to tell you. It happens.

                    Even if I thought good pizza is enjoyable to anybody, I’m not going to disagree with the idea that someone could possibly dislike good pizza.

        • @gap_betweenus
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          54 months ago

          Sure (also I can’t think of any examples) - but than again the question becomes more complex and subjective: what is a good kids movie. But really often kids movie is used as an excuse for bad execution, art, storytelling, acting etc. - while I think kids deserve at least the same quality as adults maybe even better - since media has much more influence on children than on adults.

          • @[email protected]
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            14 months ago

            while I think kids deserve at least the same quality as adults maybe even better

            When we start buying that kids’ media enough that it’ll bring in as much money as other demographics’ media, and we choose to buy it based on its artistic merit and quality, then we’ll see more of that change.

            But I think there’s always going to be a demand for “kids’ stuff” that’s lower quality, and I think that’s okay. Adults don’t need to enjoy every piece of kids’ media that exists.

            • @gap_betweenus
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              24 months ago

              And I just disagree that kids stuff means that it should be lower quality. I think it’s just lazy. And while I understand why people are producing bad content - I don’t have to like it or applaud them for it.

              • @[email protected]
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                14 months ago

                I just disagree that kids stuff means that it should be lower quality

                I don’t think you’re disagreeing with me, because I haven’t said that… lol

    • @Moghul
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      424 months ago

      Do kids movies have to be stupid and vapid? This looks completely soulless.

    • @[email protected]
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      264 months ago

      Why even bother making good movies, when children also watch elsa getting spiderman pregnant?

      • @[email protected]
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        34 months ago

        Trust me that’s way better than what kids are watching nowadays on yt shorts. That content should seriously be investigated for permanent/temporary brain damage.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      124 months ago

      What does one have to do with the other? Snow white is also a story for children and yet adults can still be disappointed about the upcoming remake. Are you suggesting we can’t criticise content for kids? If yes then why?

      • @[email protected]
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        14 months ago

        Criticise whatever you want, but your post is just a screenshot of a headline presented without context so I’m not even sure why you’re upset

    • Aielman15
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      The fact that capital-G Gamers are still hell-bent on the GamerGate-era war against Kotaku is deeply amusing to me.

      Gaming journos bad, something something.

      • @[email protected]
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        134 months ago

        Sir, this is a good Pastafarian server, pls censor that filth. The childrens eyes can’t handle the raw sewage that is the word g*mer.

      • @RightHandOfIkaros
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        94 months ago

        This is exactly what someone who works at or has friends that work at Kotaku would say.

      • kingthrillgore
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        24 months ago

        Sorry but Kotaku has always been 100% garbage, either bad writing, way behind the news, or both at the same time.

        Except if its labor related, they immediately remember how to write.

      • Lightor
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        -14 months ago

        I’ve been scrolling through the comments to see the reaction to this trailer and this is the only comment that made me legit cringe.

      • @Crismus
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        -14 months ago

        It really bugs me how every scandal co-ops the -gate from the Watergate scandal to try to give it more legitimacy.

        The Hotel was the Watergate Hotel. There is no gate in Kotaku or Gamer. Just another fundamental ignorance of reality the media has come to.