• Th4tGuyII
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    993 months ago

    Fellas is it gay to drink a milkshake with a straw?

    Seriously though, how else are you meant to drink one??

    • @cogman
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      273 months ago

      You open your manly man gullet and pour the entire thing in. Or you shotgun it. Those are the only manly ways to consume beverages.

        • @techt
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          23 months ago

          “Boof it like Kavanagh” sounds like a parody version of “Bend it Like Beckham” where a young white guy starts partying and taking bribes after being inspired by his favorite Supreme Court Justice in spite of his parents actually giving great advice on how to be a decent person

      • @RampantParanoia2365
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        3 months ago

        Men can’t savor their milkshakes. Drink it in 3 gulps, or you may as well just cut your balls off right there.

    • @affiliate
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      173 months ago

      you’re supposed to rip the cup open and scoop it out with your hands

      • @9point6
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        93 months ago

        If you’re not shotgunning your milkshakes are you even drinking them?

    • @iamericandre
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      153 months ago

      Obviously your supposed to tongue it out of a man’s ass

    • Zeppo
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      83 months ago

      You let it melt, go to the drive-thru liquor and get a half pint of Jim beam, and mix em while getting on the freeway in your dually F-250 which you’re using to haul 3 cases of bottle water back to the subdivision from Sam’s Club.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      I think you’re supposed to squint with one eye, scream “ACK ACK ACK” as you crush the cup from all sides with your hand, and then catch the plug of shake-goo in your mouth.

    • @toynbee
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      43 months ago

      Maybe with a spoon? I could imagine drinking it like a fully liquid drink, but that sounds like it would get pretty messy pretty quickly, like when a cup of ice spills onto your face.