• @[email protected]
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    195 months ago

    I believe Trump when he said that he never discussed that with Vance.

    It was actually John Barron!

    That’s right, baby! The Barron is back and more senile than ever and he’s speaking exclusively to J.D. Vance.

    ^Good God, I fucking hate that this joke could be real^

    • @cheese_greater
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      125 months ago

      They’re different people and totally don’t have two 2 other family members’ names, including his alter ego, Donnie “Johnny” Trump

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        155 months ago

        “So, Mr. Barron-”

        “No, I’ve told you so many times, Baron is my son.”

        “Wait, are you saying that you’re actually Donald Trump?”

        “No, no, of course not. I’m John Miller. Definitely not Trump. Never even met Trump.”

        “Okaaaayyyy… Mr. Miller-”

        “You don’t have to be so formal. Please, just call me President Trump.”

        • @cheese_greater
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          45 months ago

          This reminds me of the Competitive Endurance Tickling episode of The Dollop, the guy financing all of it had several online personas they mocked because it was so transparently all the one guy who clearly didn’t want to have it all traced back to him