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minus-squareShadowRam@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoNo wonder they matched him with JT. He’d draw on a weather map with a sharpie too, Literally do and say anything, no matter how ridiculous, to not ever admit a mistake.
minus-squarebeebarfbadgerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoIf lying, restructuring my entire identity by throwing all my values overboard, or undermining the foundations of democracy in order to gain more power is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
minus-squareDiplomjodlerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoIf God didn’t want us to fuck couches, why did he make them so goddamn sexy?
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThe smaller ones are called “love seats”. That makes it consensual, right?
minus-squareAgentGrimstonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoAt most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.
minus-squarebamficlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoEspecially if you’re drilling a hole in a couch.
When you’re in a hole, dig harder!
No wonder they matched him with JT.
He’d draw on a weather map with a sharpie too,
Literally do and say anything, no matter how ridiculous, to not ever admit a mistake.
If lying, restructuring my entire identity by throwing all my values overboard, or undermining the foundations of democracy in order to gain more power is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
If God didn’t want us to fuck couches, why did he make them so goddamn sexy?
Preach 🛋️🙌
The smaller ones are called “love seats”. That makes it consensual, right?
At most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.
Especially if you’re drilling a hole in a couch.