From The Onion Book of Known Knowledge.

    • NaN
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      75 days ago

      No, it just goes to its extraction point! …somehow.

      • @A7thStone
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        55 days ago

        When eaten by squirrels the mind control protocol is activated.

    • @[email protected]
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      15 days ago

      When it grows into a majestic oak the roots connect to the underground surveillance network

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      3 days ago

      There’s no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.4Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.

      • @[email protected]
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        13 days ago

        You can with a sub-wavelength antenna like a nintendo joycon has, it’s less than 10mm in X and Y axes. It will just have terrible reception, like a nintendo joycon has.

        Also it could be a higher frequency which would allow a smaller antenna.