• Sundray
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    385 months ago

    On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.

    • @0oWow
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      35 months ago

      And it will sustain you for the rest of your life.

    • @mkwt
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      25 months ago

      Uranium doesn’t usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.

      • Sundray
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        15 months ago

        Water? We’ve got plenty of that. And it’s heavy, so that should mean it’s extra safe.