Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 2 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.imagemessage-square187arrow-up1827arrow-down112
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minus-square@ceenotelink27•2 months agoMaybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkDeutsch9•2 months agoWe are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
minus-square@frickinehlink3•2 months agoOh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.
Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
We are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
In hindsight, there may have been signs…
Maybe they’re the filthy sinner and got left behind
Oh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.