• @NatakuNox
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      85 months ago

      Better yet, if you get enough people to listen to you, start saying you’re Jesus.

      totally not cult behavior

    • @BambiDiego
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      195 months ago

      Maybe this in Julian calendar?!

      That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!

    • @Zulu
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      95 months ago

      My favorite month in the dual-year. Junetobuary.

  • @frickineh
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    595 months ago

    It’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      265 months ago

      Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.

      • @ceenote
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        275 months ago

        Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.

        • @frickineh
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          35 months ago

          Oh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.

    • Farid
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      25 months ago

      It’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    585 months ago

    But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

    Matthew 24:36.

    RTFM, noob.

    • @Rolando
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      225 months ago

      “Read The Fisherman Matthew”?

    • @DomeGuy
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      105 months ago

      Does this imply that the rapture won’t happen on any day any man or angel predicted it, and suggest that these crackpots are either delivering a “no rapture today” message from the Lord Almighty or else embarrassing Her into putting it off?

    • @UtMan1988
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      75 months ago

      Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!

  • @Agent641
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    435 months ago

    Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.

  • socsa
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    385 months ago

    Jesus better fucking come I’ve been jerking him off for like 20 minutes

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      55 months ago

      Dude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          35 months ago

          Good news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.

  • @gedaliyah
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    335 months ago

    It’s true. I’m getting raptured right n

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      165 months ago

      Well, well, well. Look who became a gentile and got themselves raptured.

      • @gedaliyah
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        125 months ago

        Okay, you got me, I’m still stuck here with all of you heretics

  • @P1k1e
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    335 months ago

    I MISSED IT!?

    • @samus12345
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      45 months ago

      No, they neglected to put the first part of the year, it’s happening in 2124.

      • @P1k1e
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        35 months ago

        Whew ok… Just 100 more years and I can learn to rap

  • Maple Engineer
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    255 months ago

    9-18-24 9-19-24 9-20-24 9-21-24 9-22-24

    I mean…if they keep this up they will be right eventually…right?

  • NegativeNull
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    They may have screwed up their ISO date format. They really mean it’ll happen on the 9th day of the 18th month of 2024.

    It tracks

    • @umbraroze
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      25 months ago

      Never mind the old flippediroo of the day and month. What I want to know is why is there a dash in front of the date. I thought the separators went between the things to be separated.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      365 months ago

      Afraid so. Hope you enjoy the great snatch.

      • TheTechnician27
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        165 months ago

        From snatch you came, and to snatch you shall return.

      • @Rolando
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        75 months ago

        What happens if you have a Sinful Thought during “The Great Snatch”? Do you get un-Snatched? What if you immediately Repent? Do you get Snatched again? Will there be people bouncing back and forth indefinitely?

  • @TriflingToad
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    225 months ago

    so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god’ll change it?

    what if I make a website that just says “the rapture will be [current date +1]”

    checkmate?

  • Eager Eagle
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    225 months ago

    nonsense, there are only 12 months