• @MataVatnik
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    283 months ago

    I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

    • @TwoBeeSan
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      463 months ago

      Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts

      • @MataVatnik
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        3 months ago

        Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”

        • @Agent641
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          33 months ago

          Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”

      • @steventhedev
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        73 months ago

        That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

    • @Fosheze
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      83 months ago

      “Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”