• @MataVatnik
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    2118 hours ago

    I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

    • @TwoBeeSan
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      3617 hours ago

      Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts

      • @MataVatnik
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        15 hours ago

        Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”

      • @steventhedev
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        312 hours ago

        That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

    • @Fosheze
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      413 hours ago

      “Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”