• @TwoBeeSan
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    465 months ago

    Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts

    • @MataVatnik
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      5 months ago

      Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”

      • @Agent641
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        34 months ago

        Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”

    • @steventhedev
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      75 months ago

      That is a valid reason to move to Scotland