Image Description:

Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.

Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.

Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl’s armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo

Text accoppaninn link:

Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials

Message was sent 11:59/AM

Reply from screenshotter: “that tweet?” There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.

  • @Iheartcheese
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    4 months ago

    I would literally cum in the aisle. Right in my fucking pants

    • toofpic
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      384 months ago

      You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: “Oh, we love it!..”

        • madjo
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          74 months ago

          Hi Iheartcheese, we at OREO love this comment. Would you mind if we reshare it?

      • KairosOP
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        4 months ago

        Everything Adam Sandler Andy Samberg does besides Brookyln 99 feels like running into your teacher at the grocery store, for me.

        • skulblaka
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          54 months ago

          I knew him from Lonely Island before I ever saw any of his SNL stuff or B99, so for me it’s like seeing Weird Al become a successful screen actor. I like Andy so it makes me smile.

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          That makes alot of sense, but also makes me feel extra old. So do me a favor and GET OFF MY LAWN 🤣

    • Sabata
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      64 months ago

      Don’t tell OOP or were going to get another cursed flavor.

    • @FelixCress
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      24 months ago

      How do think the white stuff in Oreo is made?