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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

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  • mwproductions
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    2 years ago

    IIRC from last time, someone on Reddit suggested digging a vertical hole (smaller visual footprint in an aerial search), covering the body with yogurt (to speed up decomp), and then burying a dead animal above the body (to throw off the cadaver dog’s handlers).

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      2 years ago

      Cadaver (or HRD) dog handler here. It’ll only confuse the cops, not the dog handler.

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        2 years ago

        Fuck no, that would only encourage digging because it’s too suspicious.

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          2 years ago

          Good point. Perhaps we also put up a cautionary sign that reads, “Warning: Crushed glass below. Do not dig. No corpses buried at this site.”

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            2 years ago

            Yeah that seems like it should work :D

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            2 years ago

            The animals don’t do any digging. They just report the death smell, and the handlers then have to dig and confirm why the dog reported.