For me “How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident.” Speed limits, red lights, stop signs… forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder…

  • @hakunawazo
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    1310 hours ago

    the power to smell like dogs

    I know how it was meant, but imagine a new X-men hero who has only the ability to smell like a wet dog. That’s some Deadpool level of absurdity.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      33 hours ago

      I was imagining a human who is constantly shoving his face in other people’s butts and crotches for a good sniff.

      • @hakunawazo
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        13 hours ago

        Ah, the worlds greatest detectsniff.

    • Tippon
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      46 hours ago

      I think I sat next to him on the bus once