For me “How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident.” Speed limits, red lights, stop signs… forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder…

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    33 hours ago

    I was imagining a human who is constantly shoving his face in other people’s butts and crotches for a good sniff.

    • @hakunawazo
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      13 hours ago

      Ah, the worlds greatest detectsniff.