Here’s the rules:

1: Post something you have never done that you think many people do. 2: Read the other posts, if you have done that thing, upvote it. If you have not done that thing, downvote it. 3: If you believe the person is lying, call them out on it in a reply. 4: If you are called out, give the full story. 4a: If you see a thread containing the full story, boost the person you think is right and truthful.

Person who has the most upvotes when the thread dies wins.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    -74 days ago

    Never have I ever been as boring as y’all

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        4 days ago

        At the time I commented, I had done all the things mentioned. Except for the one long meta-comment with the dogfuckers.

        Edit: just checked, still true

        • @agent_nycto
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          13 days ago

          OBJECTION!

          The rules state you say things that you haven’t done that you think most people have done.

          If people haven’t done these things it might be because they are living a much more interesting life, like if someone grew up on a boat and hadn’t been on land for most of their life, that’s pretty interesting and they might not have had the average experiences most people do.

          You said you have done all of these average person things.

          This means your life experiences are, in fact, average.

          Therefore, ya basic.

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            13 days ago

            Yeah, lots of people riding horses these days.

    • @[email protected]
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      34 days ago

      I’m upvoting because I have in fact acted boring in an attempt to get someone to leave my house. Actually I’ve done that several times.