• @Narauko
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    113 months ago

    The sun is a giant lithium battery that became a spicy pillow and then exploded, and as everyone knows you can’t put out a lithium battery fire like a regular fire. The fire department just pushed it out there into space beyond the environment to let it burn itself out, which is expected to take at least 5 billion more years.

    • @pyre
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      3 months ago

      TIL Samsung made the sun

    • @Etterra
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      23 months ago

      Huh. And here I thought it was the furnace where politicians shoveled all the evidence of their graft. TIL

      • TheRealKuni
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        33 months ago

        Nah. Takes more delta v to get the evidence to the sun than to throw it out of the solar system.