• @Narauko
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    53 hours ago

    The sun is a giant lithium battery that became a spicy pillow and then exploded, and as everyone knows you can’t put out a lithium battery fire like a regular fire. The fire department just pushed it out there into space beyond the environment to let it burn itself out, which is expected to take at least 5 billion more years.

    • @Etterra
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      11 hour ago

      Huh. And here I thought it was the furnace where politicians shoveled all the evidence of their graft. TIL