• Codex
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    763 months ago

    I don’t have time for games that long

    plays Factorio for the 274th hour

    • @[email protected]
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      283 months ago

      A friend of mine tried to convince me to get Factorio a couple days ago. Couldn’t help but feel like he was a junky trying to get me to try just a little bit of heroin.

      • Zement
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        153 months ago

        It’s more like crack or meth. You start a gamenin the early evening and suddenly it dawn’s outside. I hate myself for loving a game which basically simulates the job of “process optimization”

        • @ashok36
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          153 months ago

          I always describe it as a puzzle game where all the puzzles are designed by an idiot and that idiot is you.

        • @bbuez
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          83 months ago

          Hey if your actual job is process optimization, you get to enjoy it twice as much 🥲

          • @captainlezbian
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            43 months ago

            I’ve never played factorio, but I am an industrial engineer and my builds in the minecraft mod create make my wife sad

            • Zement
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              63 months ago

              Do not even come close to Factorio or it will be your Ex Wife. Trust me Bro!

              • @villainy
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                3 months ago

                Satisfactory, however, will be 100% totally safe and good for that marriage. Trust me bro!

                • @AngryCommieKender
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                  33 months ago

                  Dyson Sphere Project is exactly what that marriage needs! There’s a multiplayer mod so the wife can show him good optimization.

            • @bbuez
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              23 months ago

              Whatever you do, don’t install clockwork and valkerien skies. You maybe become but a memory to your wife

          • @LookBehindYouNowAndThen
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            33 months ago

            I started playing Satisfactory with a friend a couple weeks ago.

            I realized yesterday that it’s basically my job if it was fun.