• @[email protected]
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    283 months ago

    A friend of mine tried to convince me to get Factorio a couple days ago. Couldn’t help but feel like he was a junky trying to get me to try just a little bit of heroin.

    • Zement
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      153 months ago

      It’s more like crack or meth. You start a gamenin the early evening and suddenly it dawn’s outside. I hate myself for loving a game which basically simulates the job of “process optimization”

      • @ashok36
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        153 months ago

        I always describe it as a puzzle game where all the puzzles are designed by an idiot and that idiot is you.

      • @bbuez
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        83 months ago

        Hey if your actual job is process optimization, you get to enjoy it twice as much 🥲

        • @captainlezbian
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          43 months ago

          I’ve never played factorio, but I am an industrial engineer and my builds in the minecraft mod create make my wife sad

          • Zement
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            63 months ago

            Do not even come close to Factorio or it will be your Ex Wife. Trust me Bro!

            • @villainy
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              3 months ago

              Satisfactory, however, will be 100% totally safe and good for that marriage. Trust me bro!

              • @AngryCommieKender
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                33 months ago

                Dyson Sphere Project is exactly what that marriage needs! There’s a multiplayer mod so the wife can show him good optimization.

          • @bbuez
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            23 months ago

            Whatever you do, don’t install clockwork and valkerien skies. You maybe become but a memory to your wife

        • @LookBehindYouNowAndThen
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          33 months ago

          I started playing Satisfactory with a friend a couple weeks ago.

          I realized yesterday that it’s basically my job if it was fun.