• 2ugly2live
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    2343 months ago

    I mean, she’s still using it correctly in that context. 👀

    If I say something “tastes like ass” and I’m eating, like, a bagel, I’m probably saying it tastes bad and not like ass cheeks.

    • @systemglitch
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      943 months ago

      Yeah, I think how she is using it is completely acceptable. We all understand what she is saying and what she means… that’s a win in my book.

    • peopleproblems
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      353 months ago

      Although it’s not really possible to eat pizza without rawdoggin it.

      Unless you use a fork and knife like a heathen

      • 2ugly2live
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        253 months ago

        Maybe she’s a ranch user?

          • @[email protected]
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            33 months ago

            ok but you people need to start dropping ideas on how to rehydrate and cover some of the stale taste from days old pizza without ranch. I’ll sometimes do a couple of dabs of hot sauce but it makes the crust weird when you’re reheating it for some reason.

            • peopleproblems
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              33 months ago

              Air fryer usually get the cheese a bit more melty and pulls out moisture in the crust that causes staleness. Nothing is better than an air fryer reheat in my experience

            • @[email protected]
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              23 months ago

              I put my leftover pizza in a Ziploc bag, it doesn’t dry out even after a week (and probably longer, but at that point something else is eating it…)

            • @aesthelete
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              23 months ago

              Have you tried an oven?

              Microwaves just suck for heating up leftover pizza.

              • @forrcaho
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                I have a panini press that can be propped open, and it’s the best thing for reheating a slice of pizza. I usually microwave it a bit first just to heat it thru, but sticking on the panini press makes the crust, ah, crusty again.

              • @[email protected]
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                23 months ago

                yeah oven is my go-to, need to try the air fryer suggestion from @[email protected] though. But I mean I’m not expecting miracles, anything that’s been reheated after days isn’t gonna be like when it’s fresh.

                • @aesthelete
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                  23 months ago

                  I tend to grill mine in a foil pouch which isn’t so bad either. I think you could probably grill it directly on the grate too, but there’s more risk of it burning.

            • @acetanilide
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              13 months ago

              May I interest you in some…garlic ranch?

        • @ZeffSyde
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          43 months ago

          Michael Jordan Stop Get Help.Jpg

      • Hossenfeffer
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        Although it’s not really possible to eat pizza without rawdoggin it.

        Unless you use a fork and knife like a heathen

        I have my butler cut up my pizza for me with a pizza knife and a pizza fork. And then I have my nanny feed it to me. “Here comes the train to the tunnel, choo-choo!”

    • @surewhynotlem
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      133 months ago

      You gotta go to Edgar’s Bagels on 65th if you want ass check flavored bagels. They don’t skimp on the cream cheese either.

      • @CptEnder
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        223 months ago

        Gotta get that schmear on the rear

        • @Thrashy
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          53 months ago

          Terrible. Take your upvote and get the hell out of here.

        • @ZeffSyde
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          13 months ago

          I’d get down on some of Edgar’s Fromunda cheese.

      • 2ugly2live
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        73 months ago

        Edgar’s Bagels: Another way to fill a hole.

    • @TwoBeeSan
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      53 months ago

      I’d rather eat ass than this.

    • @garbagebagel
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      43 months ago

      You’re supposed to eat AROUND the hole