@[email protected] to ShowerthoughtsEnglish • 6 hours agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-square31fedilinkarrow-up1184arrow-down111
arrow-up1173arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?@[email protected] to ShowerthoughtsEnglish • 6 hours agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-square@A_Union_of_Koboldslink59•6 hours agoWater + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliamlink28•5 hours agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStaticlinkfedilink27•5 hours agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that