WALKER, MI—Plunking out a solo as the performance entered its 45th minute, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was reportedly forced to play the glockenspiel at a rally Friday after every musical artist in the country banned him from using their songs. “He started out with some sheet music, but within minutes he was just hammering […]
Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that
Presumably they’d still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.
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