• @Today
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    522 months ago

    Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!

    • @flames5123
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      62 months ago

      Thank you! I was about to comment the exact same thing!

  • bacon_saber
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    192 months ago

    Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that

    • @mkwt
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      62 months ago

      Presumably they’d still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.

      • jawa21
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        52 months ago

        Just run it through a synth as a MIDI file. Seems appropriate.

  • @[email protected]
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    162 months ago

    I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

  • @jaybone
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    102 months ago

    I love the pic. It’s like this whole story was based on a photoshop contest with a pic from one of his rallies.

  • @qarbone
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    82 months ago

    why’d the ai make his hands so big smh ^/s

  • Diplomjodler
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    82 months ago

    He still has Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

  • @barsquid
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    22 months ago

    Not an accordion?

  • @bazingabot
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    -382 months ago

    I see trump, I block community

    • @Omgarm
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      282 months ago

      It’s a link to The Onion.

      • @expatriado
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        102 months ago

        maybe comment op can’t see through the layers

        • @disguy_ovahea
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          Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

          • @PunnyName
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            52 months ago

            Because you generally don’t want to bite into an onion.

            • clif
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              22 months ago

              Says you. I find onions delicious.

              O no…

              • @PunnyName
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                22 months ago

                It’s different if you enjoy a Vidalia onion. You’re just that much weirder.

      • @Zachariah
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        52 months ago

        onions are delicious

    • @SkyezOpen
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      82 months ago

      A sea of deleted comments. The hell do you even do here?

      • @Quetzalcutlass
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        Back on Reddit there were people who set up scripts to automatically delete comments after a set amount of time to prevent people from looking at their history. As you could probably guess, they were usually the most stubborn and argumentative sort on the platform.

        Though I’ve upvoted that user before and I normally don’t do that to people being disruptive, so who knows? If only there were some sort of history that would tell me what kind of user they were…

      • Optional
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        12 months ago

        We sing. We dance. We are a simple people, sahib.

        • @SkyezOpen
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          22 months ago

          I just looked at their profile to see if they were a moron. Basically every comment is deleted.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            Aha! Voyager just shows they have like five comments, but doesn’t show that any have been deleted.

            • @SkyezOpen
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              22 months ago

              Oh I see now. They show up in connect.