• @[email protected]
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    23 hours ago

    I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

    • @flames5123
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      45 hours ago

      Thank you! I was about to comment the exact same thing!

  • @Today
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    409 hours ago

    Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!

  • bacon_saber
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    158 hours ago

    Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that

    • @mkwt
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      36 hours ago

      Presumably they’d still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.

  • @qarbone
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    88 hours ago

    why’d the ai make his hands so big smh ^/s

  • Diplomjodler
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    78 hours ago

    He still has Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

  • @barsquid
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    26 hours ago

    Not an accordion?

  • @bazingabot
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    -338 hours ago

    I see trump, I block community

    • @Omgarm
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      268 hours ago

      It’s a link to The Onion.

      • @expatriado
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        88 hours ago

        maybe comment op can’t see through the layers

        • @disguy_ovahea
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          Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

          • @PunnyName
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            28 hours ago

            Because you generally don’t want to bite into an onion.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      77 hours ago

      A sea of deleted comments. The hell do you even do here?

      • @Quetzalcutlass
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        Back on Reddit there were people who set up scripts to automatically delete comments after a set amount of time to prevent people from looking at their history. As you could probably guess, they were usually the most stubborn and argumentative sort on the platform.

        Though I’ve upvoted that user before and I normally don’t do that to people being disruptive, so who knows? If only there were some sort of history that would tell me what kind of user they were…

      • Optional
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        16 hours ago

        We sing. We dance. We are a simple people, sahib.