WALKER, MI—Plunking out a solo as the performance entered its 45th minute, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was reportedly forced to play the glockenspiel at a rally Friday after every musical artist in the country banned him from using their songs. “He started out with some sheet music, but within minutes he was just hammering […]
Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.
Because you generally don’t want to bite into an onion.
Says you. I find onions delicious.
O no…
It’s different if you enjoy a Vidalia onion. You’re just that much weirder.