• FuglyDuck
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      53 months ago

      he’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker.

      unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.

      • @[email protected]
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        3 months ago

        Which reminds me of that old joke: “but you fuck one coach…”

        Edit: just spotted my typo… I’ll leave it in😊

        • FuglyDuck
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          33 months ago

          but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!

          Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.

          • @[email protected]
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            13 months ago

            I never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.

            • FuglyDuck
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              23 months ago

              Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”

              (He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)