• FuglyDuck
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    15 hours ago

    he’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker.

    unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.

      • FuglyDuck
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        14 hours ago

        but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!

        Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.