• FuglyDuck
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    52 months ago

    he’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker.

    unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 months ago

      Which reminds me of that old joke: “but you fuck one coach…”

      Edit: just spotted my typo… I’ll leave it in😊

      • FuglyDuck
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        32 months ago

        but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!

        Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          I never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.

          • FuglyDuck
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            22 months ago

            Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”

            (He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)