@[email protected] to ShowerthoughtsEnglish • 3 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-square164fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down124
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•3 months agoJesus is said to be God, therefore he should be omnipotent and capable of literally anything we could comprehend as humans, or even more than that even. Obviously it’s all bullshit but yeah.
minus-square@GreenKnight23link5•3 months agoso does that mean Jesus could change semen to wine if he was giving a handy since semen is mostly water? follow up question, would there still be semen in the wine if all he’s changing is the water? follow follow up question, how much money do you think one could make if they ejaculated wine instead of semen? finally, do you think Jesus masturbates and ejaculates wine for a refreshing post-nut beverage?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•3 months agoFirst two, yup, if those are what he wants to happen. The others depend on the buyer and Jesus’ mood that day.
Jesus is said to be God, therefore he should be omnipotent and capable of literally anything we could comprehend as humans, or even more than that even.
Obviously it’s all bullshit but yeah.
so does that mean Jesus could change semen to wine if he was giving a handy since semen is mostly water?
follow up question, would there still be semen in the wine if all he’s changing is the water?
follow follow up question, how much money do you think one could make if they ejaculated wine instead of semen?
finally, do you think Jesus masturbates and ejaculates wine for a refreshing post-nut beverage?
First two, yup, if those are what he wants to happen. The others depend on the buyer and Jesus’ mood that day.